I met a childhood friend of mine today.
She now has American accent. She didn’t get the accent from living in America. She got the accent from watching NTA, African Magic and listening to cool fm.
Back in the days, her complexion used to be dark but now she has turned white. Yes.. She is a white girl now. I have no idea how she did it.
Her name used to be Ime but she told me her name is Sharon. I just sat there staring at her.
She was so excited seeing me. I was excited initially but all these drama water down my excitement.
We exchanged numbers. She asked me “What used to be that your name again o…. Donal…”
I Interrupted her “My name is Mfon… Mfonobong”
She said “oh… I fucked up main”
Well. I had to bail out. Told her will call her. She made sure I saved her number before leaving.
Well… Ladies. Be proud of your natural skin and where you come from.