Abel Abel

Dear Pastor, I have a question for you

“…. Whoever welcome this child in my name, welcomes me; and whoever welcome me also welcomes the one who sent me. For the one who is least among you will be the greatest” Luke 9:48

Dear Pastor,

I am very concerned that you preach Jesus who is loving, kind and accommodating but in my travel these past few weeks to document the reality behind why most people go to church, I have to fill many forms, sit for hours and yet your protocols and armed police officers won’t let me see you.

Am I too unholy to see you, Mr. Pastor?

I  am so sorry that I climbed on my sycomore tree just like Zacchaeus hoping that as you come down from your convoy with the people shouting and worshipping you as if you were a god, you will tell me to hurry down from my sycomore and attend to my questions.

Please tell me Pastor, did I do anything wrong?

I am very sad dear Pastor, I know your protocol officer asked me to sow a seed and attached a prayer request to it, that you will respond to me immediately after you receive my prayer request, but I find it rather odd, aren’t you supposed to be more concerned about my salvation than my little token?

Mr. Pastor sir, I have watched you preach, pray and demonstrate in a way that inspire millions of people. I remember when I tell one of your friends not to lay hands on me when he started prophesying “eyen mi, eyen mi” ( My son! My son!!) he was mad with me at first, but when I deep my hands into my pocket and approach the altar “He declared me the next governor of my state”

Please Papa, I am confused, can you explain this prophesy in clear terms?

Dear Pastor, I was the one who stood at your gate for up to two hours the other day and your protocol officer and armed police officers won’t even allow me sit down because according to them you were not in, but I was shocked to see you come down when two tinted Jeep approach your gate.

Please Pastor, I need to know, is this rumours about holy lies true?

Mr. Pastor sir, I will love you to talk to the President, I am told you are a friend to one of his close associate. Please there is this news going round that he has concluded plans to withdraw $1 billion from excess crude account to fight Boko Haram, please tell him we thank him for this initiative and we are hoping he could withdraw  the remaining money to fight hunger and unemployment.

Dear Pastor, I have sent you an email, please when will you respond to them?