Buhari: Osimbade, what is this list for?
Osinbajo: Your, Excellency, these are the list of the countries you will be travelling to next next.
Buhari: Very good! Which country will I be going next? Let me start to prepare…
Osinbajo: You will be going to Afghanistan, from there to Somalia then to Bangladesh
Buhari: Osimbade, what did you say again?
Osinbajo: Afghanistan, from there to Somalia then to Bangladesh
Buhari: Walahi, I forgot to tell you, I have Malaria and the doctor said it will last two months, so you will represent me. You can take Lai Mohammed, Oshiomhole and Ameshi with you
Osinbajo: Your excellency, I have graviticulous magkigioutic and the doctors said I cannot travel for a year on plane.
Buhari: What kind of sickness is that ?
Osinbajo: It is caused by gamaticuism of gengrtimilizion of epimitium
Buhari: I don’t trust you, swear that you are sick…
Osimbade: I dont swear…
Buhari: But you can lie very well
Buhari: That Akwa Ibom boy, Mfon Abel Ekene wrote on facebook and his blog that you said Jonathan did not build a single new road…
Osinbajo: It was not my fault your Excellency, Lai Mohammed touched me before I spoke those words…
Buhari: Now I know you have been infected with Lai-2-much all-the-timeism