Osinbajo: Good evening Your Excellency
Buhari: Osimbade what is good about the evening?
Osinbajo: I want to tell you something
Buhari: Go on
Osinbajo: Egypt beat Nigeria, so Nigeria have jabo, they did not qualify for Nation cup. Mfon Abel Ekene confirmed it on his facebook.
Buhari: I cannot accept that! Tell me who and who played the match?
Osinbajo: Mikel, Musa, Moses, all our best players played
Buhari: And still we did not qualify?
Osinbajo: Yes sir, even Iwobi enter for second half. We are so unlucky but Nigerians are blaming Siasia, Musa and Mikel.
Buhari: Did Jonathan watch the match?
Osinbajo: Yes, I heard he watched the match on TV at his village in otueke
Buhari: Gbam! That is the reason we did not qualify! Jonathan and PDP dont want us to qualify. Jonathan is the cause. They have succeeded.
Osinbajo: Okay sir but there is another Problem…
Buhari: Osimbade keep the problem till I come back.
Osinbajo: Where are you going?
Buhari: I am going to the US tomorrow
Buhari: What did you say??
Osinbajo: I did not say anything, my throat is scratching me. Let me go and scratch it well.