Buhari And Rotimi Amaechi Talking On Phone About The Rivers Re-Run(Satire)

After trying for one hour, Buhari finally got in touch with Rotimi Amaechi on Phone

Buhari: Ameshi?

Amaechi: Your Excellency

Buhari: How was the election?

Amaechi: Which election is that Your Excellency?

Buhari: Something dey worry you for head? You left Abuja to go and ensure that APC beat Wike and PDP at the Rivers Re-run

Amaechi: You got the wrong information Your Excellency, I was going to investigate some project at the Niger Delta

Buhari: Were you drunk when you told me you want to go ensure that we defeat Wike and PDP?

Amaechi: Sir, I did not say that, I hope it is not Lai Mohammed that told you I said that? You know he lies too much, don’t believe him. But which elections are you talking about?

Buhari: So it is true what that Calabar boy Mfonobong Abel Ekene wrote on facebook? That Wike has beaten you again?

Amaechi: How can Wike beat me? The lion of the Niger delta? I will tear him and PDP apart.

Buhari: Ameshi! Ameshi, Ameshi! Are you okay? Which kind lion are you? Are you a woman lion, a man lion or a baby lion?

Amaechi: Your Excellency Jonathan is a very stupid man, he is a fool, do you know he stole 5 trillion dollars from the NDDC during the elections last year? I will send you some information now

Buhari: Ameshi don’t change the topic, who won the election?

Amaechi: Your voice is sounding somehow, I cannot hear you… which kind network be this?

Buhari: Ameshi stop this 419

Amaechi: Hello? Hello? Which kind network be this?

Written by mfonabel

Mfon Abel Ekene is a widely published blog scientist, writer and speaker. Started blogging in 2008 and has been featured in numerous international platforms. His blog Abel Abel is currently one of the most read blog in Africa.

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