Osinbajo: Your Excellency
Buhari: Osimbade wetin happen?
Osinbajo: Nigerians are complaining of fuel scarcity
Buhari: Are you serious?
Osinbajo: I swear, I read on facebook that queue is everywhere and Mfonobog Abel Ekene has been writing about it on facebook
Buhari: Wahala dey o. So what do we do now osimbade?
Osinbajo: Let us tell Lai Mohammed to blame Jonathan. We will tell Nigerians that Jonathan is using juju to stop fuel from flowing
Buhari: Osinbade don’t you have conscience? Every time Jonathan. Don’t you pity the man? \i thought you are a…
Osinbajo: But you are the one that say we should blame Jonathan whatever happens
Buhari: It was not me, Lai was the one that suggested it
Osinbade: But we can do it this one time?
Buhari: Osimbade the more we blame him the more popular he becomes. He may become more popular than us
Osinbajo: What do we do?
Buhari: I don’t know walahi! Osimbade I don’t know. When I travel to Italy and come back, I will think of it
Osinbajo: What do we tel Nigerians?
Buahri: Tell Lai Mohammed to tell them that the economy problems are beyond me. But they should keep waiting for change