Boys and Girls Trouble, A Must Read!

Case 1 :
Girl : Ow r u?
Boy: am fyn
Girl: sup
Boy: sup
Girl: yhu gewd?
Boy: yep. Sup wt u?
Girl: fain. Z dhat u on yhur dp?
Boy: yelz. Tz moi
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Case 2:
Boy: sup boo
Girl: fyn, yu?
Boy: doing gewd boo. Sup wth yu?
Girl: norin mach. Jez chillin’
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Case 3:
Girl: hey, whatsapp?
Boy: am fyn, hw wz ur day?
Girl: it was great. How have you been?
Boy: well, bin fyn
Girl: was just checking on you, do have a good day.
Boy: fenks
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Case 4:
Girl: how are you?
Boy: I’m doing very good. Slept well?
Girl: sure I did. On my way out.
Boy: where exactly?
Girl: hanging out with the girls. Talk to you later.
Boy: Alright. Have fun.
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Case 1 are confused teenagers chatting. Their ages should be between 10- 13. I’d forgive them.
Many 10-13year olds get very silly. Puberty is setting in.
Forgive them.
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Case 2: they are still confused teenagers. Almost looked like case 1. Age range should be between 10-13 but let me extend it to 16. I will forgive them.
They think doing those shorthand make them look ‪#‎cool‬.
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Case 3: looks like an unfortunate/unlucky adult that got stuck with a kid. While one is sensible, the other is still battling with his age. I hold the supposed adult responsible. I won’t forgive the adult for continuing that chat.
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Case 4: perfect! 2 adults. That clearly understand communication.
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You see, it was very stressful typing case 1-3. I tried to remember the shorthand and supposed abbreviations.
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This is 21st century.
Different phones and gadgets are been release every month.
Android, Smartphones, iphones come in handy. They now help in completing words. There are also auto-correct.
No one has any reason for abbreviating.
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It’s painful seeing/reading adults type like under age kids.
Common!!!
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You think it’s cool spelling ‘is’ as ‘z’
Or it is as ‘tz’
How dare you spell ‘you’ as ‘yu’ or ‘u’ or ‘yhu’
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Dem dey pursue you from your village fa?
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The reason why your messages most times are not replied is because of how you type your messages.
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Compare this.
Hw u? Am fyn. So i wz 1darin if u cud b ov help 2me or tew moi. Plz kindly reply wen u c diz.
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How are you?
So I was wondering if you could be of help to me. Please, kindly reply as soon as you see this or when you see this.
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Tell yourself the truth.
Which one was easier to read?
Which would you reply to first?
Which would you try to reach out to first?
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I will forgive teenagers. But awon agbayas still typing jargons in the name of short hand. Weldone.
Yet you wonder why no one is helping you or responding to your million messages, then you blame those harmless and innocent villagers, when you are the reason for your misfortune.
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Learn to type in full. Think about it.
Would you have been able to read this if I had done those abbreviations you do?
Those ugly words that look like where chickens fight for food and water.
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Ask yourself.
Receive brain in the mighty name of Jesus.
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