Osinbajo: Your Excellency Sir
Buhari: Osinbade wetin happen
Osinbajo: I heard that you are travelling again to 2 countries for somedays….
Buhari: Who tell you?
Osinbajo: I hear am for news
Buhari: I want to go and stabilize the global oil price
Osinbajo: Your Excellency, remember that time that you were campaigning I stood with you, on your swearing-in I stood with you, when you resume office I stood with you…
Buhari: Very correct
Osinbajo: But since you started flying you forget me. I want to fly with you.
Buhari: You need to stay and watch everything Fayose, Fani-Kayode, Mfonobong Abel Ekene and the rest are doing, when I come back you tell me, you hear?
Osinbajo: That time that you go to America, Germany, France and Plenty other countries I have been here watching and reporting them to you.
Buhari: You are a very good Vice
Osinbajo: But you promise to carry me next time you travel…
Buhari: Don’t worry, when I go to Benin Republic, I will carry you
Buhari: If anything happen, don’t forget to blame Jonathan