Tinubu is very angry with the Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo for not honouring his invitation, so he decided to call him
The vice president answers after the fourth ring.
Osinbajo: Hello Sir
Tinubu: Yemi, No call my name
Osinbajo: Why? What is wrong?
Tinubu: Don’t ask me that. You are messing up
Osinbajo: What did I do?
Tinubu: I told you to be in Lagos yesterday and you did not come. Why?
Osinbajo: Well, you know I am the Vice President and sometimes schedule can be tight.
Tinubu: Shut up your dirty mouth. Which Vice president? Because I put you for there, you are now reminding me who you are?
Osinbajo: Tinubu with all due respect, mind your words. You are talking to the Vice President.
Tinubu: So you now call me by my name? Not even Jagaban, Not Even Asiwaju, Not even sir, not even oga. No respect at all. Wetin dey worry you?
Osinbajo: I remind you again, you are talking to the Vice President of Nigeria
Tinubu: Thunder fire you for there. Which yeye Vice President be that? Even Buhari no fit try this nonsense with me. That is why Saraki called you a mere commissioner.
Osinbajo: Come Tinubu, better respect yourself. Because I dey speak English no mean say I make you run your mouth.
Tinubu: Yemi, So you want to betray me? You remember when you use to clean my shoe? Now you are a big man? When Fashola tried this nonsense with me, remember wetin I do am?
Osinbajo: That was Fashola. You have to excuse me, Mr. President is calling me.
Tinubu: You be mumu. House boy. You don turn to Buhari houseboy, common El-rufai dey command you around.
Osinbajo: My own better. Your own, you don become a nobody for APC. Atiku And Saraki wey just come from PDP get mouth pass you.
Tinubu: If them born you well make you come Lagos. Any day I see you for Lagos. You go no say I be Jagaban.
Osinbajo: If you no say you get power, oya remove me as Vice President.
Tinubu: Because of you that Calabar boy, Mfon Abel Ekene will be insulting me on facebook
Osinbajo: That one na your cup of tea
Tinubu: Osinbajo it is me Jagabn you are talking to
Osinbajo: Excuse me Mr. Man, I have something important to attend to.
Tinubu: Hello… Hello..