Meanwhile, Sylva Finally Answers Buhari’s Phone Call

Sylva: Hello Mr. President…

Buhari: Sylva you dont want to pick my calls again ba?

Sylva: Sorry Mr president, I was in the toilet.

Buhari: That toilet kill you for there… so you chop all the money we gave you and now u are…

Sylva: It is not like that, I chop beans last night

Buhari: You put yam inside?

Sylva: Na the yam wey you give me and small beans wey Tinubu give me I chop

Buhari: Sylva you dey mad? Who give you yam? If you mention my name again, I swear, I go send EFCC come carry you

Sylva: But e never reach like that now Mr. President ?

Buhari : I dont even know why I tell those EFCC to leave you, I for kukuma live you there as Tinubu and Amaechi advised .

Sylva: Sir you mean Tinubu and Amaechi…

Buhari: Keep quiet idiot. Why did you lose the election after all the plan?

Sylva: Who told u I lost?

Buhari: Fashola call me say him see am for facebook profile of Mfonobong Abel Ekene say Dick beat you
Sylva: No mind that stupid Fashola, why him no see am for him 80 million naira website? I no lose, Dick rig am

Buhari: Barawo! After all you promise us

Sylva: Hello.. hello. Network is bad I cant hear you.

Buhari: Mumu, 419, you will hear me when EFCC come.

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