Sylva: Hello Mr. President…
Buhari: Sylva you dont want to pick my calls again ba?
Sylva: Sorry Mr president, I was in the toilet.
Buhari: That toilet kill you for there… so you chop all the money we gave you and now u are…
Sylva: It is not like that, I chop beans last night
Buhari: You put yam inside?
Sylva: Na the yam wey you give me and small beans wey Tinubu give me I chop
Buhari: Sylva you dey mad? Who give you yam? If you mention my name again, I swear, I go send EFCC come carry you
Sylva: But e never reach like that now Mr. President ?
Buhari : I dont even know why I tell those EFCC to leave you, I for kukuma live you there as Tinubu and Amaechi advised .
Sylva: Sir you mean Tinubu and Amaechi…
Buhari: Keep quiet idiot. Why did you lose the election after all the plan?
Sylva: Who told u I lost?
Buhari: Fashola call me say him see am for facebook profile of Mfonobong Abel Ekene say Dick beat you
Sylva: No mind that stupid Fashola, why him no see am for him 80 million naira website? I no lose, Dick rig am
Buhari: Barawo! After all you promise us
Sylva: Hello.. hello. Network is bad I cant hear you.
Buhari: Mumu, 419, you will hear me when EFCC come.