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Let Me Share My “Speechless Moment Of 2015”

There was this guy that inboxed me here. He asked for my help which I offered. He wanted to thank me “specially” and he asked for my phone number.
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I gave him, because Canice said, never reject any help offered to you. The guy called, we talked and he asked for my BB pin.
I gave him.
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2days later, he told me he has been observing and following me since May (this happened September, so 5months of secret admiration ) and he had always liked me.
It happened that he wanted me to be his girl.
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I politely told him I don’t do online relationships or date someone I met on Facebook, at least not anymore. He did the normal guys talk bla bla.
So I asked him, what is it about me he likes so much?
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He said my complexion.
Lmaoooooo!
I said what complexion, he said my “light skinned complexion”
Okay….
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Once upon a time on Facebook, I just discovered this new app, and I tried it with most of my pictures. This app succeeded in making me light skinned. I’ve never hidden my love and wish for light skinned. I love it and I don’t hide it. That app at that time served its purpose. It made me see how I’d be if I were light skinned or will ever become light skinned and it was that time this guy came and started catching feelings.
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So I asked him apart from my skin color if there was anything he likes or loves. He said my voice, how I talk and intelligence BUT…my skin color was what attracted him. He even added that if I were dark skinned he won’t have bothered to talk to me.
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Really? Wow!
Then he told me his dark girls irritated him.
Pls note that this guy is very very very dark.
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One day, I took a photo of me. I edited it to the light skinned version. Then I sent him that edited one, he was inlove. He even told me to date him, he is ready to take care of me and make me happy. Then I sent him the unedited photo. The one I was dark skinned and fine.
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Then I told him, I’m dark skinned. This is my color. No edits. No pimples. The edited one has been the one you fell in love with.
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He was speechless. Asked me to snap again.
I did.
He said the love is reducing.
Of course it should reduce.
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Next he said,
“Wait! I can’t let you go. If you look this beautiful being light skinned that means you’d be very beautiful if you are. This guy offered to buy me bleaching cream to use. And he was ready to always supply them to me.
Wow!
I told him cancer is real.
Now this is what got me speechless.
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He said “even if cancer will come, it is not now. It will come when you are 60years” I really love you and I will buy those creams, soaps, everything for you, just promise me you won’t cheat and after school you will marry me”
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And I was like this
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[[F9.shock]]

Written by Nsikak Effiong, a contributor of Abel Abel. You can follow Nsikak on facebok, click here