A fifteen year old boy went out to hunt for crabs… as he was probing an opening in the ground, a scorpion bit his finger!
In severe pain, he ran home screaming, and the neighbours advised his uncle’s wife to allow the boy put his bitten finger into her vagina, as that’s the quickest way to relieve the pain and heal such bites… the woman obliged and allowed the boy to put the finger in…
Truly, the pain subsided, and three days later, the finger got healed.
Some days later, the boy went out and ran back home shouting. When asked what the problem was, he said this time, the scorpion bit his penis!