The Wedding Guest…

Hey MYZZEZ, Happy Weekend…

I was invited to a wedding couple of weeks ago and I decided to break one of the wedding dress code rule…ok yea, i know Weddings have dress codes for a reason—to help you not look like a total asshat. And yet we’ve been seeing far too many tacky, scandalous, downright gnarly looks at our friends’ weddings and now am one of them…lol…
Here are 19 things you should probably never wear.

1. A White Dress
2. A Super Short Dress
3. A Super Tight Dress
4. A Super Short, Super Tight White Dress
5. Anything Backless That Reveals Your Bra
6. More Makeup Than a Cirque Du Soleil Acrobat
7. A Loud, Wild Print that Could Double as J. Lo Concert Wear
8. Club Attire
9. A Plunging Neckline and No Bra
10. Pants that Show Your Boxers
11. Head-to-Toe Black
12. Anything that Reveals Your Thong
13. Anything that Reveals Your Belly Button
14. A Super Sparkly Dress
15. Ed Hardy…Anything



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I broke rule number 1 (A WHITE DRESS), although my outfit was a jumpsuit but still white, I broke the rule becuase  it’s an old-fashioned, old-school rule. The bride was super cool and didn’t even give a sh*t. I know wearing a white dress to a wedding just makes you look like an asshole. A friend asked me “Really, you couldn’t choose any other outfit?” Obviously my answer was NO!  It’s TFNC Jumpsuit with Wide Split Leg & Embellishment, got it from ASOS LINK Styled it with Silver Ankle Strap Heeled Sandals, by Truffle Collection “Rita” LINK

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Great..The short dresses just pisses me off,I mean the best you can do is to be decent to a wedding. You are not going to the club. Simplicity speaks more..

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